Friday, November 4, 2011

Seminary Funnies

There is a page on Facebook called "A Sem Girl Says" documenting all the more brilliant and insightly quotes overheard from Seminary girls... Thank G-d I don't think I have had any such sayings like they post there (IE. "Does this siddur fit my face?") But I have had some funny incidents of my own that I thought I would share... So here goes... What RD, A Sem Girl, Says...
 
Teacher is discussing the rebellion of Adoniyahu..
Rabbi: He made a party with veal and meat and lamb and there were sports... if this were today, what would be missing?
Me: Beer!
Rabbi: Well, someone knows how to party...
Me with my hand covering my mouth, sinking into my seat...
 
Me: How do you spell Apikorus?
Teacher, looking stunned and amused: I NEVER expected such a good question from you!
Me, shooting daggers in her direction..
 
Girl: Where are you going to college?
Me: UMBC... University of Maryland
Girl: You're going to school in Chicago?!
Me, holding my mouth shut so I don't explode, but failing miserably...
Girl: I didn't know Maryland was in Baltimore!!
 
Ah yes... Seminary life is very, very humorous...
 
Good Shabbos!
 
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